Now just a minute, mister. I realize times are tough for some these days, but this isn't the answer. You can't solve society's problems...with a gun.
You know something, buddy? You're right. I'm gonna turn over a new leaf.
Now, that's the spirit. [to Lois] See, he really doesn't want to hurt anybody.
Uh-huh.
Right after I rip off this lady's purse. Now c'mon, lady. Hand it over.
Now, Lois, I think you better... [Lois begins to hand the Mugger her purse, but instead drops it] Lois! What are you doing?!
Clark! Clark, are you okay?
Golly, I...I guess I might have fainted.
Fainted? You fainted!
Sorry. [Lois walks away as Clark opens his hand, looks at the audience, and tosses the bullet aside] Really, Lois, supposing that man had shot you? Is it worth risking your life over ten dollars, two credit cards, a hairbrush, and a lipstick?
How did you know that?
Know what?
You just described the exact contents of my purse.
Hmm. Wild guess. [runs off] Taxi!
