I invented this gag, Rabbit! Only in my day, the rookie got naked! [Fires the pistol he is holding at a State Police cruiser, shattering a window] And we also used blanks... You're a sick mother****er, Mac.
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Captain O'Hagen Look what I found! A two-by-four!
Captain O'Hagen URSULA! I'M NAKED!
O'Hagen: Look, I'm done dickin' around. Either you let us in on this investigation or I'm going to embarrass you personally.
Grady Oh, what? Like naked in a dream, embarrassed?
O'Hagen: No, no. More like back in '77 when you got caught ****in' your cousin, embarrassed. Grady She's not my cousin! [Hangs up]
O'Hagen: No, no. More like back in '77 when you got caught ****in' your cousin, embarrassed. Grady She's not my cousin! [Hangs up]
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