Cabot [en route to Russia]
Jack...Jack what are you doing?
Oh... I had a date tonight so I have to call and cancel.
Cabot Well don't be stupid! Tell her where you're going. In fact tell her who you work for. She'll be impressed.
[to Cathy, his girlfriend, over the phone]
OK. I work for the CIA, and the Director asked me at the last minute to come with him to Russia with him to do a nuclear arms inspection. Hello?
Cathy
That is so lame.
No, I swear, it's because of the START treaty, we get to inspect to make sure they're really decommissioning their nuclear arsenal [Cathy hangs up] Hello?...Hello? [sees Cabot laughing at him] Thanks a lot.
