That's enough ketchup... Come on, Dale. (Pounds the table)

I like it!

That's enough.

(As Brennan takes a small bowl of sauce from the table)

Dale, I don't know if you...you might wanna try this. I make a sauce, we call it "fancy sauce"...

(Begins pouring the sauce on his meal)

For me.

...That Brennan really likes with his chicken nuggets.

It's my fancy sauce.

Well, when Brennan finishes I'll give you some of this, and its...its just ketchup and mayonnaise mixed together, so..

Its so good.

I want some fancy sauce.

I'm not done using it.

Looks good.

Can I have some fancy sauce?

Of course, of course.

I'm using it right now

So, let's let him try some. You wanna try some, Dale?

Yeah, I really would like some.

Just one last spoonful. (Stops pouring the fancy sauce)

Hey, I think you've got enough there, Brennan. So here you go. It's ketchup and mayonnaise.

Thanks. (Sniffs the sauce) Ugh! I don't like it. It smells weird.

Okay.

I'll try some.

You want some?

Sure, absolutely.

Okay. You don't mind do you Brennan?

No. (Brennan stops Robert from taking the sauce with his hand)

Brennan..

I'm not comfortable...

It's okay. It's probably not good on fish, anyway.

But my dad's king of the castle, so if he want fancy sauce, he should...

No, it's all right, Dale...

Well, if he wants fancy sauce, he can make his own batch.

(To Brennan)

So you know what? Today while you were driving around, Dale was telling me that he's really into Kung Fu, and I was telling him that you're really into Kung Fu as well.

I have a green belt...read it and weep.

I don't believe in belts. There should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time, I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.

That's not true Dale, don't be ridiculous. (Dale looks down)

So, Dale what have you been working on recently?

Well...I manage a baseball team.

Little League?

Fantasy League.

(Brennan is staring at Dale while he eats)

Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.

Why don't you stop being so... confrontational, Dale?

I'm not the one staring at me!

So, Brennan, what about you? I know you used to work at PetSmart.

That's right Mr. Doback.

Call me Robert.

That's right, Robin.

Robert.

(Under his breath)

....Robin.

Actually, Brennan is a really talented person. He's a very gifted singer.

I'm really really good.

How good?

I've been called, "the song bird, of my generation"...THAT good.

The only thing is, Brennan's very... particular about who he sings in front of so... I'm his mom, for example, and I've only heard him sing... twice.

That's funny that you say that, because I can sing too. In fact, I'll sing right now. (Singing) If you wanna get down on these hairy balls...

HEY!

Why don't you jump right in? It's a crotch party right up in here!

Stop it!

Why don't you suck on this big john?

Stop it, Dale! Stop it, stop it!

(Sarcastically)

That's cute. I remember when I had my first beer.

(Sarcastically laughs)

That's so funny the last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.