A scene from Step Brothers 2008
Sporting goods manager

I'm looking to hire guys I don't mind hanging out with for 12 hours a day. You guys seem like cool guys. Got hair similar to mine, you wear tuxedo's to the interview, that's funny, it's ironic, I get that. Underplaying tho whole formality of it. I think that's funny as hell. So...lets do this, you know? You guys are in, you're hired. Unless you're the weirdest guys ever and I don't see it.

Brennan

Great.

Sporting goods manager

(Dale farts for about 10 seconds, shocking the Sporting goods manager)

...Was that a fart?

Dale

I don't know.

Sporting Goods manager

I can taste it. On my tongue.

Dale

Okay, I'll be honest with you. I did fart.

Sporting Goods manager

Is that onion? Onion and...onion and ketchup. It stinks. This is a small room...

Brennan

Shit.

Sporting Goods manager

Okay, now the tuxedos seem kinda messed up.

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