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Ouiser: I shouldn't have said that.
Clairee: Said what?
Ouiser: Back at Truvy's. I said I'd be better off when my body wears out. I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby. And I didn't mean that.
Clairee: Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.
Ouiser: But I feel bad, Clairee. I'm a terrible person.
Clairee: No, you're not. You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.
Ouiser: Yes. [looking shocked at how much pork and beans Clairee is putting in their cart] Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum till the end of time.
Clairee: Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.
Ouiser: That explains a lot. [she puts some back; cut to Annelle and Sammy's house, they're getting out of Sammy's truck]
Sammy: You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.
Annelle: But we don't have overnight!! And I wanted to take it to 'em before they leave for the hospital tomorrow!
Sammy: Then, let's cook somethin' else.
Annelle: I already bought all the stuff and it's in the "freezes beautifully" section of my cookbook. I wanna take somethin that freezes beautifully.
Sammy: Well, then, we'll make red beans and rice.
Annelle: Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?
Sammy: Beer.
Annelle: I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine. [dumps beer out in yard]
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!
Annelle: Who? Who did you say?
Sammy: Christ, Christ, Christ!
Annelle: Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?
Sammy: That's the one.
Annelle: Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.
Sammy: Oh, Annelle, God damn it!
Annelle: I think we should pray.
Sammy: Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!
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