I shouldn't have said that.

Said what?

Back at Truvy's. I said I'd be better off when my body wears out. I shouldn't have said that in front of Shelby. And I didn't mean that.

Ouiser, nobody pays any attention to you.

But I feel bad, Clairee. I'm a terrible person.

No, you're not. You'd give your dog a kidney if he needed one.

Yes. [looking shocked at how much pork and beans Clairee is putting in their cart] Clairee, this is just a gesture. We're not feedin' Drum till the end of time.

Drum loves pork and beans. He eats them with everything.

That explains a lot. [she puts some back; cut to Annelle and Sammy's house, they're getting out of Sammy's truck]

You're supposed to soak the red beans overnight.

But we don't have overnight!! And I wanted to take it to 'em before they leave for the hospital tomorrow!

Then, let's cook somethin' else.

I already bought all the stuff and it's in the "freezes beautifully" section of my cookbook. I wanna take somethin that freezes beautifully.

Well, then, we'll make red beans and rice.

Sammy Wayne Desoto, what is this in my Frigidaire?

Beer.

I don't care what you do with your refrigerator, but you will not keep liquor in mine. [dumps beer out in yard]

Oh, Annelle, for Christ's sake!

Who? Who did you say?

Christ, Christ, Christ!

Are you speaking of our Lord? Is that whose name you're taking in vain?

That's the one.

Well, I'm sorry, Sammy. But I am not about to spend the next fifty years of my life with someone I'm not gonna run into in the hereafter.

Oh, Annelle, God damn it!

I think we should pray.

Oh, I'd rather eat dirt!