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Star Trek: Insurrection

Star Trek: Insurrection quotes

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Adhar Ru'afo
Jean-Luc Picard
William Riker

Adhar Ru'afo: Ru'afo, Authorization Delta 2-1. Override all interlink commands to injector assembly one.
Son'a Computer: Unable to comply. Injector assembly one has been deactivated.
[Ru'afo screams in anger]

Adhar Ru'afo: Am I to understand that you are not releasing my men, captain?
Jean-Luc Picard: We found the holoship.
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Ru'afo, why don't you let the captain and me--
Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!
[The skin on Ru'afo's forehead breaks and begins to bleed]
Adhar Ru'afo: This entire mission has been one Federation blunder after another. You will return my men... or this alliance will end with the destruction of your ship.

Admiral Matthew Dougherty: Order them to surrender, and I promise, you won't be court-martialed.
Jean-Luc Picard: If a court-martial is the only way to let the people of the Federation know what is happening here, I welcome it.

Admiral Matthew Dougherty: We're taking this ship out of here. This mission is over.
Adhar Ru'afo: It is not over.
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: It is over!
[Ru'afo punches Dougherty and throws him onto a chair.]
Adhar Ru'afo: I do not take orders from you!
[Ru'afo jumps down and grabs Dougherty then forces him head-first into a cabinet, then onto a bed]
Admiral Matthew Dougherty: If you launch the injector while the planet's still populated, the Federation will pursue you until--
Adhar Ru'afo: The Federation... [forces two curved bars together and they bend down next to Dougherty's head] will never know what happened here.
[Ru'afo activates the device, causing the skin on Dougherty's face to stretch over his head. Ru'afo watches the admiral die and heads for the bridge]
Ru'afo: [To bridge officers] The admiral will not be joining us for dinner.

Anij: Help! I can't swim!
Jean-Luc Picard: Don't panic!
Anij: I've been shot at, thrown into a lake out of a ship that's come to abduct us - what's there to panic about?
Data: In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to serve as a flotation device.

Anij: It's been 300 years since I've seen a bald man.
Jean-Luc Picard: How is it that you never married? And don't tell me it's just because you haven't got around to it yet.
Anij: What's the rush?
Jean-Luc Picard: I should warn you, I've always been attracted to older women.

Beverly Crusher: You either need a new uniform or a new neck.
Jean-Luc Picard: Euchene Chefaw. My collar size is exactly as it was at the Academy.
Beverly Crusher: Of course it is.
William Riker: Our guests have arrived. They are eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.
Beverly Crusher: I guess they don't believe in ****tails before dinner.
Deanna Troi: Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That wasn't in the report!.
Jean-Luc Picard: Perhaps we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette-- Something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

Data: I feel obliged to point out that the environmental anomalies may have stimulated certain rebellious instincts common to youth, which could affect everyone's judgement... Except mine, of course.
Beverly Crusher: Okay, Data, what do you think we should do?
Data: Saddle up. Lock and load!

Data: I seem to be missing several memory engrams. [Geordi shows several microchips he is holding] There they are.
Jean-Luc Picard: Data, what's the last thing that you remember?
Data: [singing] His nose should pant, and his lip should curl--
Jean-Luc Picard: Uh, from the mission.
Data: I was in an isolation suit gathering physiometric data on the Ba'Ku. My last memory is going into the hills following some children.

Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?
Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about such things in this day and age.
Deanna Troi: Uh-huh.
[notices Data]
Beverly Crusher: Thank you, Data.
[Data walks up to Worf]
Worf: I have an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast. This environment must be affecting me again.
Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up? Not that we care about--

Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, did the hostages mentioned anything about a cloaked ship during their debriefing?
Worf: No, sir.
Jean-Luc Picard: Debrief them again. [Notices a huge blemish on Worf's face] Have you been in a fight, Mr. Worf?
Worf: [sighs] No, sir. It is a gorch.
Jean-Luc Picard: Gorch?
Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
Jean-Luc Picard: Oh, well, it's, uh-- it's hardly noticeable.
William Riker: [Refering to his own clean shaven face] Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?
Data: I beg your pardon, sir?

Jean-Luc Picard: A perfect moment?
Anij: When time seemed to stop and you could almost live in that moment.
Jean-Luc Picard: Seeing my home planet from space for the first time.
Anij: Yes... exactly. Nothing more complicated than perception.

Jean-Luc Picard: I wish I could spare a few centuries to learn.
Anij: It took us centuries to learn that it doesn't have to take centuries to learn.
Jean-Luc Picard: There's one thing I don't understand. In 300 years, you never learn to swim?
Anij: Ha ha ha! I just haven't got around to it yet.

Jean-Luc Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
Worf: No, sir. I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
Jean-Luc Picard: They're composers, Worf. From the 19th century.

Jean-Luc Picard: Ru'afo, we're getting too old for this.
Adhar Ru'afo: After today, that won't be a problem for either of us.
Jean-Luc Picard: You're really going to risk ingniting the exhaust? [Ru'afo lowers his weapon] All right. I will!
Adhar Ru'afo: NO!!!