Kirby Keager
[about Dale]
She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in St. Elmo's Fire (1985): in 6 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Kevin Dolenz (3)
There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.
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Kirby Keager
Blowtorch, anyone?
Scenes with Kirby Keager
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Kirby
It's true love, my friend.
Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.
Kirby
I always thought we'd be friends forever.
Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.
Kirby
You are just pissed off and bitter because you have not had sex in... how long? What is it... a year... maybe two? Refresh my memory please, Kevin. Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?
Who won, huh? Nobody. Used to be sex was the only free thing, No longer. Alimony... palimony... it's all financial. Love is an illusion.
Kirby
It's the only illusion that counts, my friend.
Says who?
Kirby
Anyone who's been in love.
Love sucks.
Kirby
So does your attitude.
