“Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob, but at the same...” – Squidward Tentacles, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge on the Run ... Movie Quotes Database

Squidward Tentacles

[defending SpongeBob]

Which is why, even though I can't stand SpongeBob, but at the same time...well, I love him. I love him...and I hate him! He's like, ice cream with salt on it! He's sweet, but super annoying. He's nice, and... nails-on-a-chalkboard annoying! Okay, fine, he's mostly super-freaking annoying! But...this little nattering noodge...is my friend. And he doesn't deserve to die.

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