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[Peter has to get past his landlord who is insistent on collecting rent from him]
Peter: Hi.
Mr. Ditkovich: What's 'hi'? Can I spend it? You're a months late again. Again!
Peter: I'm sorry, I promise I'll get it in sooner or later-
Mr. Ditkovich: If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!
Peter: All I have is this $20 for the rest of the week and-
Mr. Ditkovich: [snatches the $20 from Peter's hands] Sorry doesn't pay the rent, and don't try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent.
Peter: Thanks, Mr. Ditkovich.
Ursula Ditkovich: Hi, Pete! [accidentally knocks over pan, and oven catches on fire. As Ursula is putting out the fire, Mr. Ditkovich slams the door in Peter's face]
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