Bill [as Michael's golf ball rolls toward the hole in an unusual way]
It is alive!
Space Jam quotes
Bill 
Stan [Stan comes to warn Michael]
The Monstars stole the talent from the N.B.A. players!
Michael [Michael and the Looney Tunes look shocked]
So that's what happened to those guys!
Barkley It was this girl, 5'-nothin'. Blocked my shot!
Psychiatrist When did you first start having this dream?
Barkley It wasn't a dream! It really happened!
Psychiatrist Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?
Ewing No!
Psychiatrist I'm just asking.
Murray
[pops up near the end of the game]
Hey! Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
Michael That's our fifth guy. Thanks, Bill. Now you get to live up your dream.
Murray
All right.
Michael All right. We need to score two points.
Murray
Here's how I see it. Duck!
Daffy Yes!
Murray
You kick it into the girl bunny, down to the post. [to Lola] You dish it back out to the guy bunny.
Lola Got it.
Murray
Swing it around to Mike over here. You to to the hole and dominate!
Michael Bill! We're on defense!
Bugs and Daffy
Oh, yeah.
Murray
Whoa-ho-ho! I don't play defense.
Michael Typical.
Murray
All right. You're gonna have to listen to Mike on this, guys. Listen up.
Michael Okay. Somebody steal the ball, get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out.
Murray
Don't lose that confidence! Okay! [stacks hands with the team] Paws and wings in here. All right!
Stan [Stan has finished digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down, and still no sign of him]
This is it! THIS IS IT! I don't know where you are, Michael! But wherever you are, you obviously enjoy bein' there more than spendin' time with me!
Daffy You'd better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops.
Bugs You and me both, brother.
Daffy Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!
Bugs Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?
Daffy So sue me! It's just a suggestion.
Muggsy What are you saying? That I'm trying to disobey my mama?
Psychiatrist I didn't say that. You did, Muggsy.
Muggsy But I love my mama.
Murray
It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it?
Michael No. Larry's white. So what?
Murray
Larry's not white. Larry's clear.
Murray
[as Michael's golf ball rolls toward the hole in an unusual way]
It is alive!
Michael [Michael tries to walk on the Looney Tunes' gym floor, but his cleats get stuck, and he falls down]
Anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
Bugs Uh, sneakers?
Foghorn
[he and the other Tunes look down at their feet; no one is wearing sneakers]
Uh...
Tweety Sowwy.
Michael Someone's gonna have to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear.
Daffy To your house? In 3-D Land?
Michael Yeah. Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts.
Daffy Your shorts? From college?
Michael I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
Looney Tunes
[grossed out]
Eww!
Michael Hey! I washed 'em after every game!
Sylvester
[the Looney Tunes laugh sarcastically]
Sure!
Michael I did!
Daffy Gross.
Johnson I've been MRI'd, EKG'd, X-rayed, laser beamed,...
Ewing Still can't find anything wrong with us.
Muggsy Hey, maybe there's nothin' wrong with us.
Johnson That's right, Muggs. Maybe it's just in our heads.
Muggsy We're fine. It's just some psychosomatic deal or somethin' to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet.
Daffy [Bugs and Daffy dig their way into the real world]
The view back there stinks!
Daffy [they stop digging]
Oh, what?
Bugs We're right in front of Michael's house!
Daffy I knew that.
Bugs Shh! Okay. Let's go in this way.
Daffy I say let's go in that way.
Bugs [they split up as they continue digging]
He just never loins.
Taz
[after cleaning up the gym]
Lemony fresh!