Southland Tales quotes
46 total quotesBoxer Santaros
Cyndi Pinziki
Krysta Now
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Pilot Abilene
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Boxer Santaros: There is no stopping what can't be stopped. Only God can stop it.
Krysta Now: But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
Krysta Now: But The New York Times said: "God is dead."
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Vaughn Smallhouse: You ever lost someone close to you, a loved one in a terrorist attack? 'Cause I have.
Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.
Cyndi Pinziki: This may come as a shock to you, Mr Smallhouse, but I have lost two people in Abilene. Two of my four ex-husbands on a fishing trip, which they took every year to bitch about me.
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[to Boxer] I love you, Jericho Cane.
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Join us for an in-depth discussion of the penetrating issues facing society today. Issues like abortion, terrorism, crime, poverty, social reform, quantum teleportation, teen horniness and war.
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Scientists are saying the future is going to be far more futuristic than they originally predicted.
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Nobody rocks the **** like Cyndi Pinziki!
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Reporter#1: Thousands gathered to witness the maiden voyage of the Baron's technological marvel, Southland's newest wonder, the Treer MegaZeppelin.
Reporter#2: ...at the hills above Los Angeles today, while on the ground, authorities are bracing the first riots since 1992.
Reporter#3: You can see right there a car bomb went off just moments ago.
Reporter#2: ...at the hills above Los Angeles today, while on the ground, authorities are bracing the first riots since 1992.
Reporter#3: You can see right there a car bomb went off just moments ago.
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Nothing an eight ball, a porn star and a tattoo parlor can't handle.
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Roland Taverner: So, why do you wanna kill yourself?
Martin Kefauver: I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.
Martin Kefauver: I got drafted, dawg. Gotta go to Iraq, maybe Syria. Can't take that shit.
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I'm a pimp... and pimps don't commit suicide.
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Krysta Now: Can you keep a secret?
Cyndi Pinziki: Yes.
Krysta Now: I'm ****ing a very large and important man.
Cyndi Pinziki: Yes.
Krysta Now: I'm ****ing a very large and important man.
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Darkness fell upon the city. Neo-Marxist cells began to converge upon downtown.
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Three days. Three final days. It all ends tonight.