Shadow the Hedgehog So, this was your plan? [Sonic: [grunts] Would someone mind shutting down the giant death ray?!] Shadow the Hedgehog I don't know anything about my home. [Maria: This is your home, Shadow. Earth.] Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik Let that be a lesson to you, Juan! Family is a field of emotional claymores... that leave you abandoned, betrayed, and weeping while you eat cake, which creates copious amounts of adipose tissue, and what some callous individuals refer to as... man-boobs.