Ted Brooks quotes
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I love blue cheese, and they hate it!
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The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack.
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[after dreaming of his origins] I'm an Eskimo?!
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Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone!
Rupert: I'm not on the phone!
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Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!
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[angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING! [Finds a watering can and pours water on the dog]