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Ted Brooks quotes

View Quote I love blue cheese, and they hate it!
View Quote The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, Jack.
View Quote [after dreaming of his origins] I'm an Eskimo?!
View Quote Ted & Mom: Rupert, get off the phone! Rupert: I'm not on the phone!
View Quote Everything here's white. Including my FATHER!
View Quote [angrily] SHUT UP, CHESTER! I HATE YOU! WHEN I BOUGHT THIS CONDO, NO ONE TOLD ME A LITTLE RAT LIKE YOU LIVED NEXT DOOR! I'M SO SICK OF YOUR BARKING! [Finds a watering can and pours water on the dog]
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