Doyle Hargraves Well I can't understand none of it, this one begat this one, this one begat that one, begat, begat, lo and behold someone says some shit or another just how **** are you? Doyle Hargraves If you all don't shut up I'm about to go out of my mind, ol' Karl over here is about to bust a spring, he's already off balance. Karl Childers Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade. It's kindly a long wood handle, kinda like an axe handle, with a long blade on it shaped kindly like a bananer. Mmm hmm. Sharp on one edge, and dull on the other 'un. Mmm hmm. It's what the highway boys use to cut down weeds and what not, y'know.