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Secretary: Mr. Burney? You have a call.
Martin: I told you to hold my calls.
Secretary: I know. But she says she knew your wife.
Martin: Put her through. Hello?
Vanessa: Hello, Mr. Burney. My name is Vanessa Shelley.
Martin: Yes?
Vanessa: I hope I'm not disturbing you. I just heard about Laura, and I wanted to call and tell you how much we'll miss her.
Martin: Thank you. How did you know her?
Vanessa: From the YWCA.
Martin: No, you must be speaking of someone else. My wife never went to the YWCA.
Vanessa: No. No, we took swimming there Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 9 am.
Martin: Look, there's obviously some mistake. My wife drowned. She couldn't swim.
Vanessa: Well, at first she couldn't. But she became a good swimmer.
Martin: I'm sure you have the wrong woman.
Vanessa: This is odd. Mr. Burney, your wife studied gymnastics, didn't she?
Martin: No, my wife never studied gymnastics.
Vanessa: That's strange. She told us that's how she got all those terrible bruises. Mr. Burney, I don't understand it. I'm sorry if I've bothered you. This is just so confu...
Martin: Shit. Shit!
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