I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time.
Quinn
There's no deal. We're friends, we have a few laughs... keep it simple.
Robin
Well, has it always been simple or has there ever been anyone complicated?
Robin
That's a yes. How complicated? On a scale from one to ten.
Quinn
Twelve.
Quinn
You deserve someone... fresher.
Robin
Isn't that up to me to decide?
Quinn
Let's be reasonable about this. You're not going to come down here and be my co-pilot and I'm not going to go to New York and be your receptionist. Let's not complicate things.
Robin
Oh, I forgot. You like things simple.
Quinn
Yeah.
Quinn
They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.
Robin
Maybe they will.
Quinn
It's an island, babe. If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here.
Robin
Oh, no! Oh, uh-oh! Oh, nuts!
Quinn
What the...? What the hell did you do? You wasted our only god damn flare to shoot a god damn palm tree?
Robin
I wouldn't have shot the god damn tree if you hadn't rolled into me. I was trying to signal the god damn plane.
Quinn
What god damn plane?
Robin
That god damn plane.
Quinn
That god damn plane? That's a commercial airliner! It's 5 miles high going 600 miles an hour. They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it, much less a flare!
Robin
How the hell was I supposed know that? If you hadn't drunken yourself into a coma, maybe you could have told me that.
Quinn
You know what you've done? You know what you've done? You've taken our one good chance of being found and pissed it away!
Robin
Don't you dare blame this on me. If you were half a pilot, we WOULDN'T BE ON THIS ISLAND!
Quinn
I am the best god damn pilot you'll ever meet!
Robin
Hah! I've flown with you twice, you've crashed half the time.
Robin
And there is nothing wrong with my tits!
