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[During a test screening of "The Duelling Cavalier," with Don playing Pierre and Lina playing Yvonne]
Yvonne: Oh, Pierre! You shouldn't have come. You are flirting with danger! They will surely find you out. Your head is much too valuable!
Roscoe Dexter: [to R.F.] She never could remember where the microphone was, boss.
Pierre: T'was Cupid himself who called me here. And I, smitten by his arrow...
[Pierre begins exaggeratedly moving around the set, and addresses his dialogue to the camera rather than Yvonne, causing the audience laughter to drown out his dialogue]
Yvonne: The night is full of our enemies. [lightly hits Pierre with her fan, generating several loud thuds]
Boy in audience: Hey, Lina, what are you hitting him with? A blackjack?
Pierre: I love you.
Yvonne: Oh, Pierre...
Pierre: [starts kissing Yvonne up her arm, as the audience laughter grows louder] I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you! I love you!
Man in audience: Did someone get paid for writing that dialogue?
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