[At the pharmacy, Graham reluctantly listens to Tracy Abernathy's conscience-clearing]

I cursed 37 times last week. I said the f word a couple of times, but mostly... shits, and... bastards. Is douche bag a curse?

I suppose that would depend on its usage.

How about, "John, you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara"?

It's a curse.

Then it's not 37, it's 71.