A scene from Signs 2002
Graham

[Graham is putting Bo back to bed]

What are you thinking about?

Bo

Why do you talk to Mom when you're by yourself?

Graham

Makes me feel better.

Bo

Does she ever answer back?

Graham

[long pause]

No.

Bo

She never answers me either.

Graham

[Graham spots a tall, humanoid creature on the roof, then wakes his brother, Merrill]

Lionel Prichard and the Wolfington brothers are back.

Merrill

It's time for an ass-whooping.

Graham

This is not an intelligent way to approach this. Lee is a friend of mine. This is his son.

Merrill

Yeah, we'll be doing Lee a favor. Alright, listen. We both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger, make them crap their pants, force them around until we meet up on the other side.

Graham

Explain act crazy.

Merrill

You know, cursing and stuff.

Graham

You want me to curse?

Merrill

You don't mean it. It's just for show.

Graham

It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse.

Merrill

Just make noises then.

Graham

Explain noises.

Merrill

Are you gonna do this or not?

Graham

No, I'm not!

Merrill

Alright, you want them stealing something from the house next time?

Merrill

[A light comes on in the yard]

On the count of three. One, two... three!

Graham

[They run burst through the door. Merrill runs to the right. Graham moves right, then remembers the plan and runs off to the left]

Ahhh! I'm insane with anger!

Merrill

We're gonna beat your ass, bitch!

Merrill

[Another light comes on as two trash cans rolls around the corner of the house]

We're gonna tear your head off!

Graham

I'm losing my mind! It's time for an ass-whooping!

Graham

[Merrill and Graham finally meet back in at the front of the house, vainly searching for the intruder]

I cursed.

Merrill

I heard.

Merrill

[They hear noises on the roof]

How did he get up there...

Merrill

[Merrill walks around the yard, looking at the roof from different angles]

Are you sure this is Lionel Prichard?

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