“Oh. That was quick, Caroline. I only called you folks two hours ago.”

Graham

[Graham finds police officer Caroline Paski in his hallway]

Oh. That was quick, Caroline. I only called you folks two hours ago.

Caroline

Old Mrs. Kendleman. Twisted her ankle, as she puts it. Diving for her life when a bunch of school kids rode down the sidewalk on skateboards. She went down to Thornton's store this morning, and started spittin' on the new skateboards. Spitting! By the time I got there, Mrs. Kendlemen had sprayed the whole damn place. And she must have had a cold, as I'm telling you, I won't eat for a week. [sighs] So, what happened to your crops?

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Merrill Joaquin Phoenix More Merrill quotes →

Graham Mel Gibson More Graham quotes →

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