A character in Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Smith quotes from Shoot 'Em Up (2007)

Clive Owen

Most-quoted character in Shoot 'Em Up (2007): in 15 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: DQ (4)

A line from Smith (after ramming a carrot through the back of a guy's head)

Eat your vegetables.

More lines from Smith

8 quotes
Smith
(after using a Walther PPK)

What a piece of crap.

Smith

This is an M-24 tank. You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.

Smith
(Teaching Oliver about guns)

This is the business end. You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.

Smith

You know what I really hate? What I really hate, is a pussy with a gun in his hand.

Smith
(after having shot Hammerson with his own gun)

Aren't guns just **** great, Hammerson?

Scenes with Smith

6 scenes
Smith

We could call him Oliver. Like Oliver Twist.

DQ

Because he's an orphan?

Smith

Because I liked the book.

DQ

You liked the book?

Smith

I didn't hate it.

DQ

That's a first.

DQ

Why don't you take this baby to the police?

Smith

I can't go to the police.

DQ

Why not?

Smith

I'm the Unabomber.

DQ

They caught the Unabomber.

Smith

That's what they think.

DQ
[After a bloody gun battle, Smith and DQ are walking through the streets.] (Ranting at Smith in Italian)
Smith

I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.

Smith

Want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?

DQ

I give up.

Smith

With the car, the pricks are on the inside.

DQ

Tell me about it.

Smith
(Smith has just killed everyone in the hotel room while simultaneously having sex with DQ)

Talk about shooting your load.

Tell me where the woman and the child are. (grabs Smith's ring finger) Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you...considerable agony.

Smith

Believe me... nothing could be more agonizing than to listen to you jabberin' on and on.

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