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[Errant troupe member Jonas Skat, after escaping his amour Lisa and her angry husband Plog, hides in a tree; Death appears and begins to saw the tree]
Skat: Hey, you scurvy knave, what are you up to?
[Death continues to saw without responding]
Skat: You might at least answer. Who are you?
Death: I'm felling your tree. Your time is up.
Skat: You can't. I haven't time.
Death: Huh. You haven't time?
Skat: No. I have my performance!
Death: Cancelled, owing to Death.
Skat: My contract?
Death: Annulled.
Skat: My family…
Death: For shame, Skat!
Skat: Yes, I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed. [pauses] Is there no exemption for actors?
Death: Not in your case.
Skat: No loopholes?
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