A character in The Seventh Seal (1957)

Jöns quotes from The Seventh Seal (1957)

Gunnar Björnstrand

2nd most-quoted character in The Seventh Seal (1957): in 7 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Block (4)

Scenes with Jöns

7 scenes
[Block's squire, Jöns, returns from asking directions of a man who turns out to be long dead]

Did he show you the way?

Jöns

Not exactly.

What did he say?

Jöns

Nothing really.

Was he mute?

Jöns

No, milord. He was most eloquent.

Indeed.

Jöns

Yes, eloquent. But the speech he held was gloomy. One has to say that.

Jöns
[Jöns encounters a man painting a church mural about mass death]

Why all this daubing?

Painter

To remind people of death.

Jöns

That won't make them any happier.

Painter

Why make them happy? Why not scare them?

Jöns

Then they won't look at your picture.

Painter

Yes, they will. A skull is more interesting than a naked woman.

Jöns

If you scare them—

Painter

They think—

Jöns

Then they think.

Painter

And are still more scared.

Jöns

And fall into the arms of the priests.
. . .

Jöns
[Jöns points to a part of the mural with a line of suffering people]

What's that rubbish there?

Painter

People think the plague is a punishment from God. Crowds wander the land lashing each other to please the Lord.

Jöns

Lashing each other?

Painter

Yes, it's a horrible sight. You feel like hiding when they pass.

Jöns

Give me a gin. I've had nothing but water. I feel as thirsty as a desert camel.

Painter

Scared after all?

Jöns
[Jöns is chatting with the mural painter while they drink]

For ten years we sat in the Holy Land, bitten by snakes, mosquitoes, and wild beasts, slaughtered by the heathens, poisoned by the wine, given crabs by the women, bled by the crabs, rotted by fevers, all for the glory of God!

Jöns and the Painter
[They both cross themselves]

For the glory of God!

Jöns

I tell you, our crusade was so stupid that only a true idealist could have thought it up.

Jof
[Block and Jöns are treated to a meal by Jof and Mia]

I've written a song about the spring! Would you like to hear it?

Mia
[Jof gets up to fetch his instrument, but Mia stops him]

Our guest may not care for your songs.

Jöns

Oh, yes. I write songs myself.

Jof

You see!

Jöns

There's one about an enormous fish which you haven't heard.

Jöns
[Block clears his throat]

And you're not going to hear it, either.
. . .

[as Block broods, Mia offers him a bowl of wild strawberries]

We worry about so much.

Mia

It's better to be two.
. . .

To believe is to suffer. It is like loving someone in the dark who never answers.
. . .

I shall remember this hour of peace: the strawberries, the bowl of milk, your faces in the dusk. Mikael asleep, Jof with his lute. I shall remember our words, and shall bear this memory between my hands as carefully as a bowl of fresh milk.

[he drinks from the bowl]

And this will be a sign, and a great content.

Jöns
[Jöns is commiserating with disconsolate blacksmith Plog]

Love is the blackest of all plagues, but you don't even die of it, and usually it passes.
. . .

Jöns

If everything is imperfect in this world, love is perfect in its imperfection.

Plog

You're lucky. You believe in your own twaddle.

Jöns

Who says I believe it? But I like giving advice.

Jöns
[the soldiers move the scaffolding into place near the fire]

Who will look after that child? The angels? God? Satan? Emptiness? No, emptiness, milord!

It cannot be!

Jöns

Look at her eyes. Her poor mind is making a discovery. Emptiness!

No!

Jöns

We are helpless. We see what she sees, and her terror is ours.

[Death has arrived at the knight's castle]

Out of the darkness we call to thee, O Lord! Oh, God, have mercy on us! For we are small and afraid and without knowledge!

Jöns

In the darkness where you claim to be, where we all probably are, in that darkness you shall find no one to listen to your laments or to be moved by your suffering. Wipe your tears and regard yourself reflected in your own insignificance.

God, you who are somewhere, who must be somewhere, have mercy on us!

Jöns

I could have given you a herb to purge your worries about eternity, but it seems to be too late. But in any case, feel, to the last instant, the immense triumph in rolling your eyes and wriggling your toes!

Karin

Quiet! Quiet!

Jöns

I will be quiet, but under protest.

Girl
[Jöns's housekeeping girl approaches Death, kneels, and smiles up at him]

It is finished.

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