We shouldn't put the kids in the middle of this, Larry.
Larry Gopnik
The kids aren't...
I'm saying "we." I'm not pointing fingers.
Sy Ableman
No one is playing the "blame game," Larry.
Larry Gopnik
I didn't say anyone was!
Well let's not play He said, She said, either.
Larry Gopnik
I wasn't! I-...
Sy Ableman
Aw right, well let's just step back, and defuse the situation, I find, sometimes, if I count to ten. [pause] One... two... three... fou... Or silently. [Long pause]
Really, to keep things on an even keel, especially now, leading up to Danny's bar mitzvah...
Sy Ableman
A child's bar mitzvah, Larry!
Sy and I think it's best if you move out of the house.
Larry Gopnik
Move out?
Sy Ableman
It makes eminent sense.
Things can't continue as they...
Larry Gopnik
Move out! Where would I go?
Sy Ableman
Well, for instance, the Jolly Roger is quite livable. Not expensive, and the rooms are eminently habitable.
This would allow you to visit the kids.
Sy Ableman
There's convenience in its fava. There's a pool...
Larry Gopnik
Wouldn't it make more sense for you to move in with Sy?
Larry!
Sy Ableman
Larry, you're jesting!
Larry, there is much to accomplish before that can happen.
Sy Ableman
Larry, Larry, Larry. I think, really, the Jolly Roger is the appropriate course of action. It has a pool.
