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Beth: Dear, a man came by today, from NIMH.
Farmer Fitzgibbons: [sleepily] NIMH?
Beth: Yes, the National Institute of Mental Health.
[Closes window shade, rats come running with an electric cable] Beth: He was asking if we had noticed anything strange about the rats on the farm. Well, I said "No, nothing unusual".
Farmer Fitzgibbon: Beth, I have to get up early.
Beth: Oh, it gave me goosebumps to hear him carry on that WAY! Like the rats might have some horrible disease!
Farmer Fitzgibbon: [to Beth] Good night, Beth!
Beth: I told him you'd call him back.
Farmer Fitzgibbon: [yawns] Uh-huh.
Beth: Yea. Right.
[BUZZ! The rats plug the cable into the bush and the lights flicker through the night]
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