A scene from Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010
Envy

[sighs] [translating for Todd Ingram]

Basically, you can't win this fight, so you're gonna have to give up on this girl, 'cause Todd's gonna kill you.

Scott

[offended]

You used to be so NICE! [charges toward Todd in slow-mo, but Todd psychically throws Scott through a brick wall.]

Stephen

Uh, Scott, we're gonna go to Pizza Pizza for a slice. Call us when you're done.

Envy

Oh, he'll be done. Real soon.

Todd

[hears a bass note]

Sounds like someone wants to get...funky.

Todd

[After exchanging bass riffs in a bass battle, Todd wins, psychically breaks Scott's Rickenbacker Bass, and pushes him through 3 walls, having him fall onto a coffee table. Scott sees Todd walk in and gets two coffees]

I can read your thoughts. [psychically] Your will is broken. [normally] You're through.

Scott

What say we drink to my memory? [offering him a cup of coffee, innocently.] Fair-trade blend with soy milk?

Envy

Heh. I'm sorry, but that's pathetic.

Todd

Dude, I can see in your mind's eye, that you put half-and-half into one of those coffees in an attempt to make me break Vegan-edge. I'll take the one with soy. [levitates the other cup from Scott's hand and brings it to his own] Thanks, tool. [sips the coffee]

Scott

Actually, muchacho, I poured the soy in this cup, but I thought real hard about pouring it in that cup. You know, in my "mind's eye" or whatever. [sips his own coffee]

Todd

[eyes return to normal, baffled]

What are you talking about?

Scott

You just drank half-and-half, baby.

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