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Scott: [after being fatally stabbed in the heart and killed by Gideon; moaning] Oh, man.
Ramona: Sorry. Dying's got to suck.
Scott: You know what sucks? Getting killed by that guy. Why him?
Ramona: It's complicated.
Scott: Well, I'm not going anywhere, so... now might be a good time to get into it.
Ramona: Truth is...it was me who was obsessed. I was crazy about him. But he ignored me. I was more alone when we were together than I ever was on my own. That's why I had to leave. And that's when he started paying attention.
Scott: So, why go back?
Ramona: I can't help myself around him, Scott; He just...has this way of getting into my head.
Scott: Well, that's legitimately disappointing. I really will leave you alone forever now.
Ramona: No, he literally has a way of getting into my head. [shows chip on the back of her neck]
Scott: [shocked] That is evil.
Ramona: I didn't mean for you to get dragged into this, Scott. I just wanted something simple. I'm sorry it had to end this way.
Scott: Well, I really fought for you.
Ramona: Maybe I'm not the one you should have been fighting for. [turns to dust]
Scott: What? But-- But-- I feel like I learned something. [saddened] Which would be great if I wasn't dead. [collapses to his knees] So-- So alone.
Ramona: You're not alone.
Scott: [notices a video game 1-UP; determined] Right! [uses 1-UP to revive and re-enters the Chaos Theatre from the beginning.] [to one of Gideon's goons] Your hair looks stupid. [Goon gasps in shock and turns into coins, earning Scott Pilgrim 700 points. Two goons block the elevator]
Right Goon: Second password? [Scott defeats both of them, earning 700 points each, and goes down the elevator.]
Comeau: [chatting to partygoers.] I mean, I saw it. It's just the comic book is better than the movie. [notices Scott] Hello. [Scott barges past him, earning 350 points per person, to the stage where Sex Bob-Omb, as before, notice Scott and stop playing]
Stephen: Scott! Let it go.
Scott: Don't worry, I know what I'm doing. Stephen, the new line-up rocks. You guys sound way better without me. Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... Neil.
Neil: [pleasurably] Ohh.
Scott: And Kim... [Kim raises an eyebrow] I'm sorry about everything. I'm sorry about me. [surprised, Kim smiles at him for the first time]
Gideon: [from the other side of the club] Scott Pilgrim! Hey, buddy!
Scott: Save it! You're pretentious. This club sucks. I've got beef. Let's do it. [charges toward Gideon]
Gideon: Wait, wait, w-w-wait! [Scott stops running] You wanna fight me... for her?
Scott: No. I want to fight you for me. [falters back]
Narrator Voice: Scott earned the Power of Self-Respect.
[Scott pulls out the samurai sword from his chest, leveling up even higher.]
Gideon: [confused] Umm--
Scott: KIM!
Kim: [extremely enthusiastically] WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB AND WE ARE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!!! [Sex Bob-Omb starts playing a faster upbeat rock song]


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