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Frank Slade quotes

View Quote When in doubt, ****!
View Quote If you make a mistake and get all tangled up, you just tango on.
View Quote The IQ of sloths and the manners of Banshees! He's a car-mechanic, she's a home-maker! He knows as much about cars as a beauty queen and she bakes cookies that taste like wing-nuts. As for the tots, they're twits.
View Quote There are two kinds of people, those who face the fire and those who run for cover. Cover's better!
View Quote I like it when you hurt me!
View Quote "What are the chances of me suiting you up sometime?
View Quote What life?!? I got no life! I'm in the dark here! You understand? I'm in the dark!
View Quote I'm too old, I'm too tired, I'm too ****ing blind.
View Quote Outta' order? Outta' order?! I show you outta' order!
View Quote Makers of men, creators of leaders, be careful what kind of leaders you're producing here.
View Quote Women! What could you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a ****in' genius. The hair... they say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls... just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips... and when they touched, yours were like... that first swallow of wine... after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em... passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin' to me, son? I'm givin' ya pearls here.
View Quote If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!
View Quote But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.
View Quote You think you're just sendin' this fine, upstanding young man back to Oregon with his tail between his legs. But I say, you are executin' his soul! And why? Because he's not "a Baird man". You hurt this boy, you'll be Baird bums, the lot o' you.
View Quote How's that for cornball?
View Quote The day we stop looking, is the day we die.
View Quote PUERTO RICANS!!! They always made the best infantry men!
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