Help! Someone help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.
Saw (2004) · 52 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Saw (2004): in 15 of its 52 quotes
Most scenes with: Dr. Lawrence Gordon (8)
My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry.
More lines from Adam Stanheight
6 quotesMy name is Very **** Confused; what's your name?
I went to bed in my shithole apartment and woke up in an actual shithole.
This is the most fun I've had without lubricant!
Face it, Larry, we're both bullshitters. But my camera isn't. It doesn't know how to lie. It only shows you what's put right in front of it.
I don't give a crap if you cover yourself in peanut butter and had a fifteen hooker gang bang!
Scenes with Adam Stanheight
8 scenesHelp! Someone, help me! Is someone there? Hey! Oh, shit, I'm probably dead.
You're not dead.
Who's that? Who's that?
There's no point yelling. I already tried.
Turn on the lights!
Would if I could.
What the heck's going on? Where am I?
I don't know yet.
What is that smell?
Oh, wait... Hang on. Think I found something.
[the lights turn on]
Are you hurt?
I don't know. Yeah!
What's your name?
My name is Very **** Confused; what's your name?
You see any scars?
What?
This is what they do, man. They kidnap you, then drug you and before you know it, you're in a bathtub and your kidneys are on eBay.
No one has taken your kidneys.
How can you tell from way over there?
Because you'd either be in terrible agony or you'd be dead by now. Trust me.
What are you, a surgeon?
Yes.
Did you find anything?
No solids.
How did you know to turn off the lights?
Who cares? It worked.
Yeah, but how did you know?
Instinct.
Instinct?
Yeah.
You know what? You're a terrible liar.
Who are you?
You know who I am.
Stop the lies! You're a liar! I need to know the truth!
I'm a liar? What did you do last night, Lawrence? Work at a hospital, saving sick children? You told me that after you left your house last night, you went to work at a hospital.
That's because it's the truth.
No. Your wife is right, Larry. You don't recall getting your picture taken in the parking lot? [takes out some pictures and throws them] I can prove that you didn't go anywhere near a hospital last night.
No! Lawrence, please! I'm begging you! Lawrence, it's not me who did this to you!
You have to die.
No! I want to live!
I'm sorry...
I want to live!
My family... [shoots Adam] There! I've done it! Now show them to me!
Hello, Mr. Hindle... or, as they called you around the hospital: Zep. I want you to make a choice. There's a slow-acting poison coursing through your system, to which only I have the antidote for. Will you murder a mother and her child to save yourself?
[Flashback]
Dr. Gordon's time is up.
[Present]
Listen carefully, if you will; there are rules.
[Flashback]
Why?
It's the rules.
[Present]
Key to that chain... is in the bathtub.
[Flashback]
He's a very interesting person. His name's John.
He has an inoperable frontal lobe tumor.
I'm sick from the disease eating away at me inside.
Sounds like our friend Jigsaw.
I'm sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings.
Looks like our guy likes to book himself front row seats to his own sick little games.
Hello, Mark - Paul - Amanda - Zep - Adam - Dr. Gordon. I want to play a game.
[Present]
Most people are so ungrateful to be alive. But not you... Not anymore. [Adam screams] Game over! [shuts the door]
Don't! Don't! No! [screams fade out]