Would you put your dick in a spic? Does it get bigger in a ****?
Most scenes together: Tony Manero & Stephanie Mangano (4)
Saturday Night Fever quotes
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Can I wipe your forehead?
What did you say your name was?
Tony, the only way you're gotta survive is to do what you think is right, not what they keep trying to jam you with. You let 'em do that and you're gonna end up in nothing but misery!
Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?
No, 'cause you would do it.
Bet you'd ask me to lay down
No, you would not do it.
So, are you as good in bed as you are on that dance floor?
You know, Connie, if you're as good in bed as you are on the dance floor, then you're one lousy ****.
Then how come they always send me flowers the next morning?
I dunno. Maybe they thought you was dead.
Frank Manero Sr. [commenting on Tony's four dollar raise] Four dollars? You know four dollars buys today? It don't even buy three dollars! Has unemployment given you a raise? Four dollars? Shit!
I knew you'd piss on it. Go on, just piss on it. A raise says like you're good, you know? You know how many times someone told me I was good in my life? Two! Twice! Two ****in' times! This raise today, and dancing at the disco! [gets up and walks out of the room] You sure as **** never did! Asshole!
You can save a little, build a future.
Oh **** the future!
No, Tony! You can't **** the future. The future ****s you! It catches up with you and it ****s you if you ain't planned for it!
Look, tonight is the future, and I am planning for it. There's this shirt I gotta buy, a beautiful shirt.
Hey, Tony, Double J's been in the car twenty five minutes with some chick!
So?
So, can I get the selfish prick out!
I'm sick of guys who ain't got their shit together.
Well, all ya need is a salad bowl, and a potato masher, [mimics stirring in a bowl] and you got your shit together!
Nice move. Did you make that up?
Yeah, well, I saw on TV first, then I made it up.
Are you a nice girl or a ****?
Can I be both?
No. It's a decision a girl's gotta make early in life, if she's gonna be a nice girl or a ****.
Hey, you know you assholes almost broke my pussy finger!
Oh yeah, you wouldn't know which one it was.
I gotta have an afternoon off, and I'm takin' it.
If you do, you're fired.
I'm doin' it!
Then you're fired!
Then **** you, asshole!