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Santa is shocked at seeing an orphaned little boy having to fend for himself on the streets and approaches his oil drum fire
Joe: Hey, beat it, man, find your own doorway. Don't crowd me.
Santa Claus: What are you doing here?
Joe: I'm pitchin' a no-hitter for the Yankees, what's it look like?
Santa Claus: But it's Christmas Eve! Don't you know what that means?
Joe: Yeah, it means you're out of a job until next year, you and the rest of the winos.
Santa Claus: Don't you know who I am?
Joe: Sure, you're a nut.
Santa Claus: I'm Santa Claus.
Joe: Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus: Well! I guess I'll just have to do it my way.
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