I'm sorry.
Detective James Carter
Chris Tucker · 38 quotes
Chief Inspector Lee
26 quotes
Isabella Molina
Roselyn Sánchez · 8 quotes
Ricky Tan
John Lone · 6 quotes
Hu Li
Zhang Ziyi · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Chief Inspector Lee & Detective James Carter (17)
Rush Hour 2 quotes
Page 2 of 5Just try to blend in.
What do you mean, "blend in"? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here!
You are a civilian. In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson and you are Toto.
You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner, now give me that badge!
Versace Salesman Hi, nice to see you. Can I help you gentlemen?
Carter Yeah. I'm gonna need black, 42-long, and nothing touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner something from the kid's department.
Versace Salesman OK, would your partner like to be wrapped in silk too? Some people think it's tacky, but I really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
No - wait a minute - no! This aint no couples thing, man. We're police officers; we're working a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.
Yes, there are alot of men chasing us.
Versace Salesman As well they should be. Listen, you have nothing to worry about, OK? Because I'm going to turn you two into the belle of the ball.
Thank you.
Versace Salesman Absolutley. [to Carter] Let's start with you, shall we? You've got the mochachino face, beautiful skin, and the bring broad shoulders, OK? Let's put a dead animal on you! Croc-skin... buttercream... buttercream... croc-skin... buttercream...What size is the waist? Let's go in! [approaches Carter with open arms]
Hey! Watch it, sweetness!
Versace Salesman He's got some fire to him!
Honeycups!
Versace Salesman I like that!
Go get the clothes! Hurry up!
Versace Salesman I'll go pull some items. Oh, Jesus! Lil' Kim! I'll be back.
[After a ping tao grenade Lee spits out blows up]
Why the HELL didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?!
I did!
No! You didn't!
I said, "Mmm!"
What the hell is "Mmm"?
Mmm, boom!
It was an accident.
Aw, well, we'll just say he tried to catch a cab.
[During a fight scene with Ricky Tan's Chinese thugs] [after accidentally punching Lee]
Sorry, man!
Ah y'all look alike!
Tucker
[During the bloopers]
You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she- [Cell phone rings] Ahh!
Chan
Who's calling?
Tucker
Hello? [Rings still, Tucker presses talk button again]
Chan
Say hello to your father!
Tucker
Hello? .... I'm filming man.... Call me back!
Chan
[Surprised and a little mad]
Tucker
[On phone]
I'm filming, I'm looking at Jackie Chan dead in his eye! Call me back at seven o'clock! Call me back!
Chan
Are you a professional? we are filming and you turn on your phone!?
Tucker
[Still on phone]
No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan! [Extras and crew laugh in background]
Tucker
Look just...[Hands Jackie phone embarrassingly]) I'm sorry man.
Chan
Hello? We are filming right now! [Background laughter rises, Tucker apologizes continuously].... You sorry! .... You waste our film!
Tucker
[Takes phone back]
Call me tonight, seven o'clock! [Shuts phone off and walks off camera; Jackie looks at the camera shaking his head]
Director
[Laughing with others]
CUT!
[During the credit bloopers after Jackie kicks Ricky out the window]
Damn! He ain't going to be in Rush Hour 3!
[In the penthouse, Lee has a gun pointed at Ricky Tan's Head]
Would you like me to tell you how your father died? [Lee **** the gun]
Whoa, now, Lee. He ain't worth it man. He tryin' to mess with you. Don't do it.
He never begged for his life, or tried to make a deal.
Put the gun down.
All he asked for, seconds before I pulled the trigger, was that I promised not to kill you. Oh, it was so pathetic.
Carter Aw, hell no, he done gone too far. You better shoot his ass, Lee, shoot his ASS!
What are you going to do, Lee? [Lee's face is showing hesitation]
All you gotta do is pull that trigger back and BAM!!!
Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
Don't let him talk about your daddy like that! Shoot him, Lee!
You can't do it, can you?
Oh, yes the hell he can! Ain't nobody up here but us!
GO ON!
If you ain't gonna shoot him, kung-fu his ass or somethin'!
CARTER!
Employee
I don't know!
He killed a detective today! Now where is he!?
Who died man?
Who died Lee?
YOU!
Detective Yu?
Not Yu, you!
Who?
You!
Who?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of your mouth!
[After Carter throws Lee's CD out the window]
That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD!