Reporter
[Niki Lauda is being interviewed before the 1976 Italian Grand Prix]
What did your wife say when she saw your face?
She said, "Sweetie, you don't need a face to drive, you just need a right foot." [reporters laugh]
Reporter
I'm being serious. Do you think your marriage can survive... with the way you look now?
And I am being serious too... [points index finger at him] **** you! Press conference over. [storms out of room]
