Chelsea/Nerissa quotes from Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken (2023)

I'm a mother-flippin' mermaid!

I know your secret. You're a kraken, hiding as a human. And soon, everyone will know the truth. Kusjes!

Hellooooo? Is Mrs Gillman home? Knock-KNOCK!!!

You’ll never win, Ruby Gillman! You're just a DUMB teenager! You know what’s really pathetic? That you thought someone like me would EVER be friends with a MONSTER LIKE YOU.

I'm Chelsea.

I am gorgeous!

Ruby

Chelsea?

Oh, there is no Chelsea. I... am... Nerissa!

Ruby

What's happening to you?

Surprise. I'm a flipping mermaid.