I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream -- and I hope you don't find this too crazy -- is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad.
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C. D. Bales Oh, irony! Oh no, we don't get that here. See, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
Chris McConnell Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?
Andy That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.
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