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I just saw a man get eaten by a ****ing crocodile. This is not what I do, alright. You know what I do? I write stupid articles about hotels, restaurants, and resorts. Not about the Australian Outback. And by the way, I ****ing hate animals, especially ones that can kill you! [pause] Speaking of which, I'm going to kill my ****ing editor when I get home.

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