The Criminologist It's just a jump to the left. The Criminologist "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its slave. The Criminologist And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.