A character in RoboCop 2 (1990)

Mayor Kuzack quotes from RoboCop 2 (1990)

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in RoboCop 2 (1990): in 4 of its 24 quotes
Most scenes with: The Old Man (3), Poulos (3), Holzgang (2)

Scenes with Mayor Kuzack

4 scenes

My friends, welcome to our city as it should be, and as it will be in the hands of responsible private enterprise. [applause] And a special welcome to Mayor Kuzack and the outgoing administration.

Mayor Kuzack

Oh, we're not going anywhere.

Your Honor.

Mayor Kuzack

You'll have to tear down a lot of people's houses before you can make that thing and take away their homes.

We're going to raise towers of glass and steel. Every citizen will have a living unit. Safe, secure and clean. Now please, take your seat.

Mayor Kuzack

Won't be much room for neighborhoods, huh? Not like the kind that we all grew up in.

These days, neighborhoods just seem to be the sort of places where bad things happen. Don't be nostalgic.

Mayor Kuzack

What about democracy? Nobody elected you.

Anyone can buy OCP's stock and own a piece of our city. What could be more democratic than that?

Mayor Kuzack

Well, let me tell you: there are a lot of people in this town who can't afford to buy your stock, and they're not gonna let you get away with this!

You haven't been following the polls. Sit down.

Hob
[He and Mayor Kuzack are negotiating]

Why do people do crimes?

Mayor Kuzack
[Notices Angie fiddling with her Nuke syringes]

Why? Why, drugs. People do drugs.

Hob

Because they want drugs; the kind that costs too much. Nuke... gives high quality at a cheap price. And if you get off our backs, we're gonna make it cheaper.

And safer.

Hob

We don't go shoving our shit down anybody's throat. And we don't ADVERTISE it like they do with cigarettes or booze!

So, leave us alone, and if anybody wants it... [Plants a syringe in her neck] gets it.

Hob

So, no more crimes. You'll get to be the mayor who cleaned up Detroit!

Mayor Kuzack
[Nervously considers this for a moment]

He's got a point. [To Poulos] Don't you think he's got a point?!

Yeah, he's got a point.

Hob
[Suddenly, RoboCop 2 (Cain) storms in on the meeting] [Stunned and alarmed]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Mayor Kuzack

How are we supposed to raise that kind of money with things the way they are?

You aren't.

Mayor Kuzack

What the hell is he talking about?

We don't expect you to pay.

Let me refer you to our contract. "In the event of default, OCP shall have the uncontested right of foreclosure on all city assets."

[reading contract for himself, then to the Mayor]

You SIGNED this.

Mayor Kuzack

So you're saying we miss one payment and you can foreclose.

We can and we will. We're taking Detroit private.

Mayor Kuzack

So you deliberately undermined our credit.

That was the easy part.

Mayor Kuzack

And engineered the police strike. Do you want Detroit to-to... to tear itself apart so you can raid it like you would any other corporation? Do you know how many people are dying out there? You're murderers.

I'd advise you to say nothing further. It might be... actionable.

Mayor Kuzack

It's bullshit! BULLSHIT, YA SENILE OLD BASTARD!

All right, calm down.

Mayor Kuzack

It's bullshit!

I think we better get out of here.

Mayor Kuzack

I'm okay!

Calm down. I-I think we'd better leave.

Mayor Kuzack

I'm calm.

Calm down.

Mayor Kuzack
[Kuzack and Poulous head towards the door]

I'm okay. I'm okay.

All right. Good.

Mayor Kuzack

I'm in control. Everything is fine. It's okay. I'm fine. [stops and turns around] One last thing, gentlemen: we will sue your asses.

Give it your best shot.

Mayor Kuzack

**** YOU, YA OLD SENILE BASTARD! This is bullshit! **** you! This is bullshit!

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