Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff I'll kick the bloody piss out of it. Clifford Franklin Now you know this don't look natural Coach. now you know it don't... I look like I just jacked off an elephant. Clifford Franklin The football's like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. Clifford Franklin's the only man catchin' it, Clifford Franklin's the only man comin' down wid it.