Any last wishes?
I wish... to spend a season in Hell. Where all the amusing people are. HAIL... SATA--
[Renfield and Rebecca hack and dismember him with the Lobo family's weapons, shoot the pieces, douse them in poison and holy water, encase them in concrete and pour them into the sewers] [narrating]
Yes, I know this looks extreme - and maybe a little fun - but to our defence, there is so much folklore out there about how to actually kill a vampire, it gets confusing. You know, I've personally seen him come back from some crazy shit, so why not try everything? Now, I've not even 100% sure this will kill him. But I do know it will take him a long, long time to come back from.

