Troy Dyer The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself Troy Dyer There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt Vickie Miner Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.