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[As Wade gets home, he is confronted by Rick]
Rick: I zeroed out 'cause of your broke-ass gloves!
Wade: Who told you to use them?
Rick: You took HERS!
Wade: So you lost a death match, why don't you just respawn and level up like everyone else?
Rick: You don't get it! I bought all of these power-ups and I lost it all. That artifact was gonna pay FOR THE HOUSE!
Alice: [comes out; to Rick] Wait! How much of our house money did you spend on upgrades?
Rick: Well, all of it, but I was gonna win.
Alice: That was our ticket out of here! You idiot!
Rick: No, but I only lost because of the bad gloves!
Alice: OUR HOUSE! OUR GODDAMN HOUSE!
Wade: [To Rick] My boys were in that challenge, you couldn't've beat them in a bootsuit, you noob. [Rick turns to Wade, grits his teeth and punches Wade]
Alice: STOP! NO, NO!
Wade: Alice, call the police!
Alice: No, we are not calling the cops! Go to your room, Rick! [Alice pushes Rick to his room]
Rick: Come on, Alice.
Wade: [About Rick] Why do you put up with this guy? He's a shit-show.
Alice: [To Wade] I ought to kick the both of you out. I swear to G-O-D, Wade Watts. If I catch you touching my stuff again... NOT JOKING, OUT!!


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