[referring to R?my's bipedal gait]

Why are you walking like that?

I don't want to constantly have to wash my paws. Do you ever think about how we walk on the same paws that we handle food with? Do you ever think about what we put into our mouths?

All the time.

Ugh. When I eat, I don't want to taste everywhere my paws have been.

Well, go ahead, but if Dad sees you walking like that, he's not gonna like it.