Have we shown you how to start a nuclear war yet?

Er no.

First thing we do apparently, then we take away your passport and spend the rest of our time sending you around the world.

You obviously know my job better than I do.

Yes well, you are my tenth Prime Minister Mr Blair. My first of course was Winston Churchill, he sat in your chair in a frock coat and top hat. And he was kind enough to give a shy young girl like me quite an education.

I would imagine.