“They, er, sent a copy of the Queen's speech. Might want to scrape the...” – Alastair Campbell, The Queen ... Movie Quotes Database

[to Tony Blair]

They, er, sent a copy of the Queen's speech. Might want to scrape the frost off it first... Oh, I phoned them with a couple of suggestions, to make it sound like it came from a human being.

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