Madison McPhee They all want a feminist in college, because it’s cool to have a girlfriend who cares about something. And statistically, feminists are more likely to do anal. That’s literal fact, by the way. Ryan Dating's horrible, everyone's horrible, okay? I went on a date last month with a woman who wanted to euthanize the homeless. Cassandra You went on date with my mom? Cassandra I take it you're the groom. Al Monroe Yeah. Cassandra Then sit the **** down.