Project ALF 1996 quotes

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ALF Paul Fusco · 5 quotes

Project ALF quotes

ALF
[strapped into an electric chair]

I take it this isn't the word association test.

Dr. Warner

No, no. We're going to conduct a different test.

ALF

I'm not sure I like the word "conduct". [looks at a High Voltage sign]

Dr. Warner

Oh, pay no attention to that sign, it shouldn't even be there. I'll remove it if it bothers you.

ALF

It bothers me.

ALF
[Warner gets electrocuted when trying to remove the sign and falls over as he begins to sizzle on the floor]

Medic. Medic.

ALF

I'm a bit curious about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy here in the military.

Dr. Carnage

What about it?

ALF

Well it assume it's worked to you advantage.

Dr. Carnage
[to the camera]

Stop the tape.

Dr. Stanley

Let's try some word association. I'll say a word and you say whatever pops into your mind.

ALF

Food.

Dr. Stanley

I haven't said anything yet.

ALF

Nothing interesting, at least.

Dr. Stanley

Sit.

ALF

I am sitting.

Dr. Stanley

No, that's the first word: sit.

ALF

Oh, um... food.

Dr. Stanley

Sunrise.

ALF

Breakfast.

Dr. Stanley

Square.

ALF

Meal.

Dr. Stanley

Left.

ALF

Overs.

Dr. Stanley

Should we stop and get you something to eat?

ALF

I could use a little snack.

ALF
[Rick is angrily venting his contempt for Dexter Moyers]

Rick, I've never seen you like this.

Dr. Mullican

Nah, I just don't like the guy, is all.

ALF

No, I mean from this angle... and I thought I had a lot of nose hair.

Dr. Newman
[some time after Dr. Warner was electrocuted]

Hello, Alf, I'm Dr. Newman.

ALF

No need to ask who you're replacing.

Dr. Newman

We're going to try a little game called numeric sequencing.

ALF

Does involve electric shock?

Dr. Newman

Absolutely not.

ALF

Forgive me if I'm still paranoid, there's still a silhouette burned into the linoleum.