Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me?

What hideous sin have you committed lately?

I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.

It never happened.

What?

It never happened.

But it did. I was there. This old man said, "Man and wife."

Did you say, "I do"?

[confused]

No. We sort of skipped that part.

Then you're not married. If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.