Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) · 33 quotes
George Wickham
You see if they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies. St. Lazarus' is the key to finally ending the struggle between the living and the undead. We must force some kind of understanding with the most advanced among them.
George Wickham
The undead will always multiply faster than the living can procreate. Nine months to make a baby then 16 years to make a soldier and one raw second to make a zombie.
George Wickham
Your ladyship has perhaps heard some of the stricken have not succumbed to the urge to feed upon the living. And in so doing have maintained their human ways.
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
And they've managed to resist this most primal of zombie urges how? Their ironclad constitutions?
Elizabeth Bennet
I must know, Mr. Wickham. What is amiss between you and Mr. Darcy?
George Wickham
Are you much acquainted with him?
Elizabeth Bennet
More than I wish to be. He's been here for less than a month and already the least popular man in the county.
George Wickham
Yes. It always gives me great pain to see him. I've been connected to his family since infancy. My father managed the late Mr. Darcy's estate. Darcy and I grew up together. His father treated me like a second son. I cannot begin to do justice to his kindness. He bequeathed me with the best living in his gift. I had my heart set on joining the church. But when he was slain in the 2nd battle of Kent, Darcy ignored his wishes and gave my living to another man.
Elizabeth Bennet
What could've induced him to pay you so cruelly?
George Wickham
Pride. He thought me too low to be worth his consideration. I loved his father dearly so I can never expose Darcy or challenge him to a duel.
